mad world.
Chloë Rose, 27.
Mermaid & patron saint of the good ship, Gypsy.
  • "Chloe hated puberty.
    Ever since her body started changing,
    everyone looks at her like a meal to be devoured.
    She is not allowed to play football anymore.
    Her clothes fit differently now. Her body demands to be seen.
    Her hips are an ever expanding universe. Her chest
    a mountain range men wanted to claim as their own.
    Two weeks ago she looked down and saw blood
    slowly booming and ruining her white skirt.
    And her heart, her heart
    wild like untamed horses stampeding
    through her veins.

    Chloe hated this new body.
    How it changed without her permission,
    bled, softened, rid her
    of her own innocence.
    And just when it couldn’t get any worse…
    The Zombie Apocolypse happened.

    Suddenly there was chaos! Riots in the street!
    People were looting. Evacuations were ordered in every major city.
    The President ate the first lady’s face on national television!
    And ever since that dude attacked her
    in a Blockbuster video, Chloe doesn’t feel shit.
    Her body doesn’t change for anyone.
    Sure, she may lose an eye, or an arm,
    but it’s all in her relentless quest for brains.

    Now, instead of chasing down Jason Prestin
    To accidentally “Bump into him” on the way to his locker,
    Chloe eats brains.

    Instead of shrinking her body away from the grown men
    Who look at her like a cherry they can’t wait to eat up
    Chloe eats brains.

    Her body is green and ambered over and her heart
    Is resting in the stomach of whoever tore it from her chest
    Between the science fiction aisle and the comedy aisle.

    Now, Chloe is not afraid, Chloe is in control.
    You do not devour Chloe. Chloe devours you."
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  • UGH STOP IT. When is fall going to arrive?!

    (Source: danielodowd, via mudratmark)

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  • artemisfowlstolemysoul:

    Being a nice person is so fun

    Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

    Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

    There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

    (via nathanielstuart)

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  • Really proud of this first project & photography for our start-up. I haven’t had any experience with product photography, but it’s a good start. What do you guys think?

    http://www.pinterest.com/craftandpaper
    http://www.facebook.com/craftandpaper

  • drivingbenzes:

    Mercedes-Benz 300SL

    (via peone)

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  • (Source: fifthharmony, via invincibeard)

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  • cultofkimber:

    Chris Pratt doesn’t just play a hero—he is one!

    The actor worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday.

    While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord.

    The 35-year-old actor spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

    Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

    When the Guardians of the Galaxy screening ended, a costumed Pratt casually re-entered the room. The actor took hundreds of photos, handed out even more movie swag, let several children try on his gear and signed autographs for everyone. The organization later tweeted, “Thanks for making them smile!”

    The galaxy is in good hands. [Source: E! News]

    Chris Pratt is a national treasure.

    There is no one better.

    (Source: charliebartowskis)

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  • tuneage:

    New Music: Gold Mine — Kimbra

    Kimbra is back and she just dropped a new album, The Golden Echo. This new music veers off course from her debut Vows: those who are used to Kimbra’s soulful and jazzy sounds will be pleasantly surprised to find a new pop, pseudo-hip-hop side of her. “Goldmine” is arguably one of the strongest songs on Echo, and carries the right balance of synth pop and silky lyrics, slightly reminiscent of an early Natasha Bedingfield.

    So make sure you check out Kimbra’s new work. Enjoy, y’all!

    I am digging this new album so much.

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